The neighborhood kids are always messing with me.
They see my grass is too long and ask if I’m ever going to get out my lawnmower and get to work.
I always tell them I will pay them to mow the lawn, but they are never interested. It’s not that I don’t want to mow the lawn, it’s just that I always get overheated and I would rather be in the comfort of my air conditioning system. I typically try to wait for a cooler day to mow the lawn, but in the summer it’s hard to get cool days. Then the kids see my car with dust on it, and they say that I need to break out my hose and wash the car down, or take it to a carwash. The bad thing about my car is that the air conditioning system isn’t working in it. I always have to drive around with the windows down, but at least the heating system works in the winter months. Washing my car is another thing that I would prefer doing on a cooler day. I even walked out one day to my car and saw the message “Wash Me” written on the car. Another day, I saw a message that said “Got A/C?” I guess they always see me driving with my windows down even on the hottest of days. I finally just got sick of it and decided to go to an auto repair shop. I got my A/C fixed and then I took my car to the carwash. I felt like I was on a roll and so I got home and even mowed my lawn. The kids were all amazed at the work I had done, and they complimented my yard work and even my clean car.